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Turkey As You Like It

 HOW TO COOK A THANKSGIVING TURKEY.........

 Step 1:  Go buy a turkey
 Step 2:  Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR   JD
 Step 3:  Put turkey in the oven
 Step 4:  Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
 Step 5:  Set the degree at 375 ovens
 Step 6:  Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
 Step 7:  Turn oven the on
 Step 8:  Take 4 whisks of drinky
 Step 9:  Turk the bastey
 Step 10:  Whiskey another bottle of get
 Step 11:  Stick a turkey in the thermometer
 Step 12:  Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
 Step 13:  Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
 Step 14:  Take the oven out of the turkey
 Step 15:  Take the oven out of  the turkey
 Step 16:  Floor the turkey up off of the pick
 Step 17: Turk the carvey
 Step 18:  Get yourself another scottle of botch
 Step 19:  Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
 Step 20:  Bless the saying, pass and eat out


 Have a great Thanksgiving!!